May 2013
55 posts
I am a queen
dirtyberd: and your face is my throne 
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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My world will end in ice
May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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Wow. I miss making out. In the past year or so of being with someone and barely making out, wtf. My lips are lonely
May 20th
May 19th
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I suppose older boys are intimidated by me.
May 17th
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Honestly, it's all about you. If you haven't...
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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So, Glee has signed on for another year and I am watching the recent episodes and NOW there’s hip hop…. I mean talk about regret? I am now regretting it. I’m stuck in California, for now. That could have been my choreography. Dammit dammit dammit. Yes, this really sucks. 
May 16th
May 16th
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Anonymous asked: Do you want someone to text you randomly for the dinner offer or what?
May 15th
May 15th
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10am and dinner.
Somebody take me out to dinner. Getting real tired of always paying for boys to eat. When can I have a sugar daddy for a night?
May 15th
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I JUST WANT TO SLEEP. But there’s so much bs in this house. I just want a peaceful place to knock the eff out.
May 15th
Veggiechunks!
May 15th
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May 15th
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WatchWatch
Collapsing right now
May 14th
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A real lady can stop a man in his tracks by just the bat of her lashes. Trouble is, a good majority of females wear fake ones. 
May 14th
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May 13th
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You got pulled over cause of the ugly bitch you had with you.
May 12th
May 11th
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May 11th
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Anonymous asked: When are you going to post a sexy picture again? I'm horny I want to see.
May 11th
Anonymous asked: white guys?
May 11th
This lady right here, hates stupid people :D
May 10th
May 9th
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Just done did order my bidness cardsss. I'll stop.
Just ordered my business cards :)
May 8th
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May 8th
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May 8th
May 8th
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WatchWatch
the-absolute-funniest-posts: This is, without a doubt, the best moment in Spongebob Squarepants history. This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog. FAVORITE.
May 8th
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May 8th
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Anonymous asked: We'll see. Do you get these type of admirers often?
May 7th
Anonymous asked: I see. I can only take this so far with this immature anonymity.
May 7th
Anonymous asked: Almost relieved to hear that. Where do you want to be in 18 months?
May 6th
Anonymous asked: Just to ease your mind, this is my first day on your tumble. First time anon
May 6th
Gosh anon
Reveal thyself
May 6th
Anonymous asked: Didn't get a text. Hope it wasn't too awkward
May 6th
Anonymous asked: That'll be horribly nerve wracking if you are right. Feel free, I just hope you aren't incorrect. That will be some awkwardness.
May 6th
Anonymous asked: Anyway, I enjoy your very apparent disgust with our current generation. Especially in terms of independence, work ethic, etc. I have a pessimistic view on almost every person I grew up with; exceptions do happen sometimes. Your blatant sexuality is fascinating and oddly stimulating. How is your life totoday in your view?
May 6th
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Anonymous asked: Only problem is I'm creepin'. It would be stretch to say we are even acquaintances. Fascination is a bitch.
May 6th
Anonymous asked: What are the requirements for taking you out?
May 6th
Anonymous asked: I find you so attractive and intellectually stimulating.
May 6th
May 6th
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ryannxp: Having one of my straight guy friends send me a dick pic is actually on my bucket list Off my list :)
May 6th
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May 5th
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