I am a queen
dirtyberd: and your face is my throne
My world will end in ice
Wow. I miss making out. In the past year or so of being with someone and barely making out, wtf. My lips are lonely
I suppose older boys are intimidated by me.
Honestly, it's all about you. If you haven't...
So, Glee has signed on for another year and I am watching the recent episodes and NOW there’s hip hop…. I mean talk about regret? I am now regretting it. I’m stuck in California, for now. That could have been my choreography. Dammit dammit dammit. Yes, this really sucks.
Anonymous asked: Do you want someone to text you randomly for the dinner offer or what?
10am and dinner.
Somebody take me out to dinner. Getting real tired of always paying for boys to eat. When can I have a sugar daddy for a night?
I JUST WANT TO SLEEP. But there’s so much bs in this house. I just want a peaceful place to knock the eff out.
Collapsing right now
A real lady can stop a man in his tracks by just the bat of her lashes. Trouble is, a good majority of females wear fake ones.
You got pulled over cause of the ugly bitch you had with you.
Anonymous asked: When are you going to post a sexy picture again? I'm horny I want to see.
Anonymous asked: white guys?
This lady right here, hates stupid people :D
Just done did order my bidness cardsss. I'll stop.
Just ordered my business cards :)
the-absolute-funniest-posts: This is, without a doubt, the best moment in Spongebob Squarepants history. This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog. FAVORITE.
Anonymous asked: We'll see. Do you get these type of admirers often?
Anonymous asked: I see. I can only take this so far with this immature anonymity.
Anonymous asked: Almost relieved to hear that. Where do you want to be in 18 months?
Anonymous asked: Just to ease your mind, this is my first day on your tumble. First time anon
Anonymous asked: Didn't get a text. Hope it wasn't too awkward
Anonymous asked: That'll be horribly nerve wracking if you are right. Feel free, I just hope you aren't incorrect. That will be some awkwardness.
Anonymous asked: Anyway, I enjoy your very apparent disgust with our current generation. Especially in terms of independence, work ethic, etc. I have a pessimistic view on almost every person I grew up with; exceptions do happen sometimes. Your blatant sexuality is fascinating and oddly stimulating. How is your life totoday in your view?
Anonymous asked: Only problem is I'm creepin'. It would be stretch to say we are even acquaintances. Fascination is a bitch.
Anonymous asked: What are the requirements for taking you out?
Anonymous asked: I find you so attractive and intellectually stimulating.
ryannxp: Having one of my straight guy friends send me a dick pic is actually on my bucket list Off my list :)