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I advise anyone that feels it’s okay to verbally, mentally, physically avoided their significant other to check yourself in to a facility

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I found out oxygen and magnesium were dating and I was like OMg.

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lemme-holla-at-you:

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I fit in my son’s bucket

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andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

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